Let's face it, there's a whole lot of product that comes flowing out of Porn Valley every month, every year. A lot of it is OK. A lot of it sucks. But every so often, you get one that really stands out -- so full of hotties and hot sex that it sticks in your mind. Well, you can thank Erik Everhard and Jules Jordan and seven fantastic girls for delivering one of those with the fifth installment of the Jailbait series.

If we were to nitpick -- and trust us, it pains us to do so in this case -- we could say that the three and a half hour run time is inflated by some long pre-sex setups. But the good news is that it's not the interview BS that you've probably come to loathe. The scenes are all vignette style, and though they take a few minutes each to get going, the delay helps to ratchet up the heat. All these girls are gorgeous, tight-bodied, top-shelf hotties.

Kristina Rose and Beaue Marie are a couple of cuties hanging out together and Erik is their lucky babysitter. The two of them get busy together when he steps out to run to the store, and when he walks in on them, he get the double-team of a lifetime. Kristina is just plain fantastic, with long brunette hair and a great round booty that looks awesome as she rides Erik's thick dick. Beaue is a girl-next-door cutie with a devious little smile and nice lean little body. They find some clothes to dress up in. Kristina pulls on some tight little black shorts that go with a police outfit. Her ass looks perfect. Beaue puts on a slutty schoolgirl outfit. Erik walks in on them as Kristina has Beaue bent over with her fingers in her pussy. They suck on his dick and he does both girls in doggy. After some cowgirl, Erik plows Kristina's pussy in missionary and does Beaue in spoon. He finishes by banging Beaue in missionary and pulling out to drop his load in Kristina's mouth. Kristina then spits it out and shares it with Beaue.

Nicole Ray is a sexy light-brown-haired chick who doesn't know how to swim. So her dad, who's drunk calls up a "swimming school" to send a teacher over to solve the problem. Only in Porn Valley. Nicole looks great in her pink bikini. Nice natural B cups. Erik gets her in the pool to show her all the different strokes and gets her out of her bikini. She sits on the edge of the pool and he licks her pussy. After some dick sucking, he does her in missionary, reverse cowgirl and doggy and pulls out to spew a gigantic load on her face.

Tori Paige us a sexy blonde with perfect perky little boobs who shows up at Erik's house selling brownies for her Brownie troop. An old porno setup, but it still works. He sticks some dollar bills in her tiny top and inside her lacy white panties, underneath a very short skirt. She shows off her ass a bit and slides off the panties so Erik can go down on her fleshy pussy. She sucks his dick and then gets fucked in standing doggy. They do some doggy and the cowgirls and he slams her in missionary and spoon, and after a little more missionary he jerks a load into her mouth.

Eden Adams is another sexy blonde who gets stuck in detention with Erik, Mr. Pete and Sascha. The setup for this one feels like it takes too long. It's more than eight minutes into the scene before Eden starts getting naked. She's dressed in a schoolgirl outfit and shows off for the guys. She lays on a desk and Pete does her in missionary while she sucks on Erik. They take turns on her in missionary and doggy and she rides Erik in cowgirl. Everyone gets a turn on her in multiple positions before each guy jerks a load into her mouth.

Nikki Flame is a pretty blonde in a schoolgirl outfit who's all upset because she's late to school and missed her bus. Erik and another dude see her at the bus stop sobbing and they offer her a ride. But first they have to stop off to pick up some stuff at their house. Another classic porno trick that works every time. How about that? She plays with herself with a pocket rocket in the back seat, then they get back to the house and Erik feels up her little boobs and lifts her skirt and goes down on her. After she sucks on him, Erik slowly squeezes his giant cock into her in missionary. Looks like a really tight fit. She's got a perfect little ass and it looks great as she rides him in cowgirl. After some spoon and doggy, she sucks him and Erik jerks a load on her face.

Kacey Jordan is a bleached blonde who definitely has that whole jailbait thing going on. This girl is the definition of petite, with a skinny little-girl body and itty bitty titties. She comes to Steve Holmes' place on Halloween to trick or treat. He's got this spooky clown mask on and gently feels her up as she picks out her candy from a big bowl. He gets her out of her shirt and then leads her back to the bedroom where he has her sit on his lap. He pulls off the bra and we get to see those tiny A cups. Steve pulls his dick out of his shorts -- still with that damn clown mask on -- and has her suck on him. Next the shorts and panties come off and he goes down on her and then pushes himself inside of her in missionary. After some cowgirl, Erik joins them and she fucks and sucks in doggy. Kacey takes some reverse cowgirl and spoon and rides both guys before Steve jerks a load into her mouth. Erik follows with some hard missionary and then pulls out to drop a thick load all over her face.

The DVD has a behind the scenes feature that runs 50 minutes and trailers for six other videos. The six scenes are spread across two discs, three scenes on each one. Other than the extended intros to each scene, there's honestly nothing bad to say about this one. It's absolutely fantastic and highly recommended.


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