Runtime: approx 196 minutes
(By DW)

OK, let me get this out there right from the jump: I don't get this whole milk fetish. Certainly this isn't the first time I've seen it, but I think this two-disc set from Evil Angel is the most of it I've seen in one sitting. I'll not bother speculating on why anyone thinks this is hot. But milk or no milk, it's a bunch of great girls here. If you're not into anal stuff, you may not enjoy this one. A significant portion of every scene includes the girls taking milk in their asses and shooting it out all over the place. You keep waiting for, uh, a few "accidents" but there aren't any that I saw. You have to imagine there was some pretty interesting footage left on the cutting room floor.

Tia Sweets and Emma Heart start it off. Emma is a really cute brown haired chick in a tiny pink skirt and white tank top. She eats some whip cream right out of the can and then squats and squirts some milk out of her ass. Yeah. I said it. She shits milk. And there's lots more of that to come. She goes to see the school nurse, Tia, another cutie with short brown hair. Tia gives her some more whip cream and stuffs a dildo in her mouth. Then she sprays whip cream on her pussy and licks it off. She licks and fingers Emma's ass and then sprays whip cream into her butt. Tia then gets her face right down in front of Emma's big, jiggly ass as Emma squirts whip cream all over Tia's face. She uses a syringe to inject milk into Emma's ass and she shoots it back out. Tia even takes a couple shots out of Emma's ass right into her mouth and then shares it back with Emma. The scene is a total mess. Tia does Emma in the ass with a dildo and then they finally switch places. Tia shits out some whip cream into Emma's face and then takes a toy up her ass.

Harmony and Paris Gables are a couple of blonde chicks outside in Daisy Dukes on a hot day with a big jug of milk. Paris gets a milk enema and then squirts it all over some stupid dude's face as he sits tied up to a white picket fence. Harmony then gets ouf of her shorts and thong and fills up her ass with milk and gives the dude another shower. They continue taking turns squirting milk out of their asses on him. Finally, they give the guy some oral attention. Paris then gets tied to the fence and Harmony squirts some milk on her before the dude jams his dick into Paris' mouth. Harmony squirts some more milk at Paris and then Harmony gets her ass pounded in doggy. The dude does both girls in the ass, fucking Paris while she has an ass full of milk. Harmony lays back in piledriver and gets her ass filled with milk as the dude fucks her. The girls then suck the dude off. He finishes by pumping his load into Harmony's mouth and the girls share.

Jennifer Love and Lucy Belle are a couple of Euro chicks in tiny little dresses. They do a little public playing and then get back to their apartment. Lucy Belle has long dark hair and Jennifer is a bleached blonde. Both have really nice bodies. They spray milk on each other and Jennifer takes a pussy full of it and shoots it out on Lucy. Then she takes an ass full of milk and Lucy gets a drink. There's a great shot of Jennifer spreading Lucy's pink pussy wide open and spitting milk all over it. The girls take turns getting dildos in their asses.

Jenny Hendrix and Chelsie Rae are next. What are you going to say? They're both fantastic. Jenny has blonde hair and a gorgeous ass. Chelsie is a sexy brunette and she gets milk dripped all over her ass and pushed up it and inside of it. She squirts it out into a top hat that Chelsie is holding and Chelsie then drops it all over Jenny's ass. There's lots of pussy and ass licking for Jenny before she returns the favor for Chelsie. Chelsie shoots some milk out of her ass and Jenny catches some on her tongue and shares it back with Chelsie. Jenny then gets her face coated with milk squirted from Chelsie's ass. A dude then shows up and gets his dick coated with whip cream before the girls suck him. Chelsie gets fucked in the ass in reverse cowgirl and squirts out a bunch of milk all over the dude. Jenny gets her gorgeous ass fucked in doggy and gets pounded in cowgirl. The dude jerks his load on the girls' faces and they eat it up. Then Chelsie douses Jenny in milk to end the scene.

The second disc ha a 12-minute bonus scene with Chelsie playing with milk and dildos. There's a behind the scenes feature that goes 48 minutes. And then there's 22 minutes of interview footage with a few of the girls. There are a couple minutes of blooper footage and another 10 minutes of outtakes, plus trailers for three other videos. If you're not into anal-themed stuff, this one may miss the mark for you. But there's something so raw and raunchy and nasty about this an the girls are all so incredibly gorgeous, you can see past it. It wouldn't work without great looking girls, but since it's got them, it's pretty damn good. And that's from a guy who doesn't get the whole milk thing. Highly recommended.


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